A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
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Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.
Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is
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snow legalized

Hunter wanted to be snow legalized outside of English class.
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Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair
OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.
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Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
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