Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

by Handsey November 20, 2015

wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events

I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.

by The Wildcard January 6, 2014

wax dancing

Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.

If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.

by mr dude December 14, 2008

shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

by Redddd071 October 16, 2017

Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

Wax dab

Dab of wax

We need to go take a wax dab

by Jimmy neutron 2000 March 19, 2019