Zach

The bIgGeSt s t u p i d dumb f a c e in the wOrld

Xavier: You know that kid Zach?
Zach: Stupidhead

by IHateZach June 12, 2018

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.

We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.

by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019

Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019

Zach

A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though

Zach has a egg head

by John Sway June 28, 2018

Zach

A huge dumbass that's kind but mostly known for stupidity and his cockyness.

Wow Zach you are an idiot

by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020