strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink

i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt

by funguspancake March 15, 2020

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dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017

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Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.

Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!

by Tunod81 May 9, 2021

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Cunnilingus yogurt

Eating yogurt out of a woman s pussy.

At the county fairgrounds midway- biff- let's check out that booth. Look.it says cunnilingus yogurt-3 licks.only five dollars. Cliff: such a deal! Let's do it!

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

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yogurt shot

A shotgun shell loaded what yogurt, similarly to how buckshot is loaded with dollar bills.

Dave: Check out my sweet shotgun! Pow!

Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss.

by yogurtshot December 11, 2013

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