robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas February 02, 2016
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Eloise Robinson

Common name of the Southern Hemisphere, given to a select few. The poor souls that are given this historically terrible name against their will.

Rambunctious, cringe-worthy, egotistical putting up a facade of independence and self-worth. The Eloise Robinsons roam around polluting our planet with their opinions and false preachings.
"Woah, who was despicable person?"

"It was an Eloise Robinson "

"Ah I see now, make sure the kids are safe inside."
by Definition Donald June 22, 2022
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Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 07, 2021
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nicole robinson

nicole robinson is my bestfriend, i love her so much<3.
everyone needs a nicole robinson in their life.
by brooke<33. February 12, 2022
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Maurionna Robinson

Maurionna is a big ass goofy, she think everything is funny and she thinks dating everyone is cool.
Maurionna Robinson is a goofy ass mfka
"I'm finna date Josh brother" "g wtf don't be a Maurionna"
by Katie moore34 December 30, 2021
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Dylan Robinson

"Bro did you see Dylan Robinson! So shrexy!"
by shreksophone player March 09, 2023
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