Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010
Get the Wipe The Floormug. by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016
Get the Floor lickermug. An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
Get the floor rulemug. by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016
Get the 4rd floormug. Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
Get the Hardwood Flooringmug. by FBMS May 13, 2019
Get the Gym Floormug. A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.
Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015
Get the floor mothmug.