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La Whora

La Whora, located north of San Diego where all pretentious, botched entitled women live who try to dress younger but fail miserably. A place where your skin costs more than your car.
Those sleazy La Whorans are out again. Flamingo pink Nikes + blue Lulu's... They only go out if there's 0% chance of rain.
by JJGray March 12, 2022
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La Ducharme

The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.

TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.

Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
by Lax Monster May 14, 2011
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la crotch

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.
Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!
by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011
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La Porsha

A young beautiful black queen with the heart of a million stars and the brain of a genius. A flower that has so much potential yet so many obstacles to conquer. A shy loving person with a smile that can brighten an entire universe.
by Anonymous_Queen123 April 19, 2018
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La Chota

RUN MANUEL!!! LA CHOTA IS COMING!
by LADodger85 August 23, 2011
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a la maquina!

slang Hispanic / Northern New Mexican term (?). Pronounced: a la ma-keen-a. Used similarly to an expletive or astounded type statement. Refers to the machine or the maker by use of the word maquina .

Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*
"A la maquina! What the hell happened to you?!?"
*"aaaa laaaaa mmmmaaaaakeeenaaaaa"
by RonnieO February 21, 2010
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La Hess

La hess, a french word signifying a struggle, a misery, a crisis.
Do you want to come on vacation with me?
No, I can't. It's La Hess
by jazymtl September 27, 2019
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