Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Pretty Hurts

A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.

(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)

Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.

by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022

Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

hurt the body

To Take A Huge Loss of A Person ,Friend ,Family Lover or Property .Unexpected humiliation and

Anger or perhaps Have A lot of Sadness Behind

The Situation.

I Found Out My Friends Got Killed Last Night
“That Hurt The Body”

by Soyoudenard August 29, 2022

bot-hurt

Owners of bot accounts on twitter throwing a temper tantrum because twitter rid the platform of the persons crap bot.

Chris was bot-hurt cuz twitter got rid of his crappy bot.

by AnonDoxy February 2, 2023

hurt-hating

When a person or a group of people build up hatred in the form of prejudices against another group of people who have either recently or historical caused significant harm to said individual or group.

Colonialism has created a lot of hurt-hating among indigenous people and the following generations of said colonizers. Can you blame them?

by H.S. Ren September 13, 2022

brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
or
caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you

Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"

by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018