Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016

Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.

In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket

by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022

Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex

I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night

by magic mahoney April 17, 2020

Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.

Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.

by The Pee Man March 28, 2019

nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police

daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022