Daniel is the type of guy that will care for you a lot, stand up for you, love you forever. He’s athletic, most likely gonna be a football athlete when he’s older. Tall, long brown hair, buff, most likely peruvian. He’s the best boyfriend, he’ll treat you like a princess, treat you like you’re the most amazing person he’ll have. If you mess with him he wont give you any chances, if you break his heart he’ll cut you off on everything or forgive you for everything and still be friends. Daniel if you’re reading this I love you much-Rose Puga
by sandbee September 23, 2019
Get the Danielmug. A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Daniel’s are amazing people. They’re people with all qualities. He’s athletic, smart, and everything he puts his mind to, he can do it. Daniel is a leader. He’s not afraid to do anything and before he beats the shit out of someone, he always wants his reason to do so. He’s very hot and attractive with his beautiful smile and good looks. If you ever meet a Daniel, remember, don’t let him go.
Daniel is so good at everything he does
by Marry Claret December 8, 2018
Get the Danielmug. A Daniel is usually a shy person who never talks to women. He always wheres jackets and never cares about his clothes. He is that one weird kid who will shoot up your entire school and take his crush as a slave.
Hey Daniel is about to shoot up the school!
by John brown6647 May 15, 2020
Get the Danielmug. guy 1 did you hear daniel
guy 2 yeah he is a retarded monkey that deserves every insult that is given to him
guy 2 yeah he is a retarded monkey that deserves every insult that is given to him
by abcdeheubhf937ht9e48h8 October 15, 2023
Get the Danielmug. A kid who is Mexican, thinks he’s columbian, and sucks at video games. He fucks his 7 year old sister and he is adopted.
Daniel, shut the fuck up ur gay.
by danny_wegman January 1, 2019
Get the Danielmug. The most retarded person possible; at this point you wouldn't be considered human to the general population. (a steamunlocked user)
by lol1293764 October 11, 2022
Get the Danielmug.