strong knees

The strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving blowjobs. Similar to being a kiss ass.

Mark: "Man, Carl got promoted again? He must really be a hard worker!"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"

by coitusking69 February 6, 2017

Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013

Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

by Faux Foe July 6, 2016

dunkers knee

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)

Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up

by Skelot March 3, 2019

Tippy knees

The act of elevating to the tallest point possible while on your knees.

Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 8, 2020

knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.

Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.

by Darksim23 September 8, 2016

knee skinning

A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate

Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/

by RebEmTom123 February 7, 2013