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woolly thinking 

Woolly thinking. This is the art of thinking with your head full of clouds. Not "Clear" thoughts, but rather those done through the mist of not concentrating on what you are doing, and if you had the time to think clearly, you would realize that what you are doing is just plain daft
Woolly Thinking
Sawing a branch off a tree whilst sitting ON that branch

Thinking "Autocruise" drives the car for you

Anyone who has read the website dedicated to "Darwin Awards" will know tha many of them wernt thinking straight..
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Cone Wooly 

A shape discovered and plagarised by Eimantas the famous gamer. It is believed to have some type of magical powers. On the walls of the Pyramids of Giza they show a dishevelled looking tall and skinny figure holding it up while the sun explodes. Conspiracy theorists have found out the figure bears great resemblace to the famous creeper; Conor.
The Cone Wooly was plagarised by Eimantis and not actually invented by him.....sneaky bastard.
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woozy-eyed 

A term coined by the Canadian EDM duo DVBBS, made famous by their stage manager, ol' Greg.

The facial expression one has when experiencing feelings of immobile euphoria.

An intense feeling of well-being, without the physical evidence.
"Hey Greg, you alright man? Looking a bit woozy-eyed."
woozy-eyed by WoozyGang December 7, 2012

Double Woozy 

A double woozy is when you slam your hands against another person's testicles, squishing them together. Subsequently shattering them as well as their ego.
Paul: What's up?
You: I used the double woozy on Jim last night.
Paul: Nice.
Double Woozy by thighmaster69 October 24, 2018
Unexplainable personality but extremely fun to be around. You will never be bored around this person. Woodlyne is usually a smart, but very lazy person, which is where grades come in effect. But all in all, Woodlyne is a smart, beautiful young lady who always seem to appeal others with her constant smiling and giddy attitude. There should never be no bad vibes.
thick funny goofy adventurous curious Woodlyne
woodlyne by lyne October 16, 2013
1;Hey, that guy's a woolygoon!
2;Yeah, he's a faggot.
Woolygoon by Dickseverywhere July 29, 2009

Wooly pushback 

A wooly pushback is when you're making love to a sheep while pushing it to the edge of a cliff at the same time causing the sheep to push backwards.
Wooly pushback by GRhys October 8, 2010