A town on the west coast of the North Island of
New Zealand.
Great place to reside if you're a scum bag, beneficiary, criminal, or arsehole, then you can spend your weekends pissing your welfare money up against the
wall at Moda or the Bull '
n' Gate.
Or you can stay at home and watch our gay mayor on dancing with the stars.
Well worth the journey........... my hairy
nuts, It think it would be a much better town if we shot dead all the welfare bludging assholes, and turned castlecliff into a fenced off ghetto.
Other than that, nice place...really it is.