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wellinger 

a variation of 'mooning' someone, but done from inside an automobile with your testacles pulled behind your legs into your butt-crack and pressed up against the inside of the window glass. Looks quite offensive.
example: We pulled alongside the carload of nuns and gave them a wellinger
wellinger by Herman Gardens September 4, 2008

welding mask 

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol
did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night
welding mask by nathn February 17, 2009
A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
Welling by Mr. Pompo November 6, 2008

Wellington, Somerset

Wellington, Somerset. Maybe Taunton a tad bit.

dick welding 

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.
Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!
dick welding by Lucas W. June 13, 2017

organic welding 

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .
She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.
organic welding by Grnspd July 20, 2017