Mike Wazowski 

He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.

A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.

Mike Wazowski by dildo the dinosaur November 3, 2018

Mike Wazowski 

The best meme.

Damn, mike wazowski, wanna smash?

Mike wazowski: for sure.

Mike Wazowski by Playa$ December 18, 2020

Mr Wazowski 

The worst polish teaching assistant who is shorter than a Dwarf or Halfling and is always wearing a Scarf and Bolo Tie

Mr Wazowski has entered the room, hide your Penis'

Mr Wazowski by Not Alfie March 9, 2019

Mike Wazowski Special 

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

Mike Wazowski Special by swagboyp October 20, 2021

Mike Wazowski 

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

Mike Wazowski by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021

MIKE Wazowski 

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski

Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls

MIKE Wazowski by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022

Big Shraq Wazowski 

When you combine Shrek, Big Shaq, and Mike Wazowski.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme? Y'know, Big Shraq Wazowski?"

Big Shraq Wazowski by это среда, мои парни May 18, 2018