baby what a big surprise 

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!

Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!

baby what a big surprise by JDawg 316 August 10, 2016

what are you doing step bro? 

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

what are you doing step bro? by rottenkid May 9, 2019

What the cuss 

An alternative way of saying 'what the fuck', made popular by Fantastic Mr Fox.

Also a more accepting and non offensive way of saying fuck.

Can be used is various ways:

"What the cuss?"

"Are you cussing with me?"

"Well your sure as cuss not getting any worse..."

"Where the cuss does that kid get off..."

"Oh my cuss..."

"Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer..."

"This is going to be a total clustercuss"

What the cuss by Winter Horn August 20, 2011

What is Love? 

Baby, dont hurt me~
Dont hurt me~ no more.

Dude1: Bruh, what is love?
Dude2: Baby, dont hurt me, dont hurt me- no more!
Dude1: dafuq?

What is Love? by Kromunist January 18, 2018

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

what the crap? 

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

what the crap? by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

What will this evening 

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!

What will this evening by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020