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wash my watery dick 

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.
"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"

Pajagedy Wagedy 

A person who dresses nicely on a daily basis, can be a man or a woman.
John: "Man Steve wears a tux every day doesn't he?"

Bill: "Yeah, he's quite a pajagedy wagedy."

John: "Definitely."

The Watery Shit Monster 

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.
I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.
The Watery Shit Monster by bals642 October 24, 2009

Romero's Wager

The principle that being prepared for impending zombie apocalypse is the safer bet than not being prepared, as the loss if one is incorrect is minuscule in relation to the reward if one is correct.
"Dude? Why do you have a chainsaw and a sawed-off in your umbrella stand?"

"Romero's Wager, man."

Pascal's Wager 

Fallacious argument trotted out by religious believers, particularly in the Judeo-Christian tradition, in favour of belief in divinity. The argument goes as follows: you may either believe in God or not, and he may or may not actually exist. If you believe in him, it is irrelevant if he doesn't exist (and by extension there is no afterlife), while if he does you are offered a place in the light eternal. If you don't believe in him, then if you are right it is irrelevant to your metaphysical fate and if you are wrong you will go to Hell. Therefore you might as well believe in him ... what do you have to lose?

Leaving aside the pettiness the argument ascribes to a supposedly all-loving and all-powerful God who has supposedly gifted us with some of the finest intellects on the planet, the problem with the argument is that it ignores the fact that a life lived in the firm belief in a supernatural entity is likely to be different from one lived in the acceptance that there is no such being. Belief in God seldom comes on its own, but as part of the package offered by a formal religion. As such, it frequently involves the acceptance of taboos and fears that have nothing to do with the rational or the physical world, and that are liable to crush any hope that many people may have for happiness it what may well be the only life they will ever know. Arguably it is shameful to give over what are likely the finest minds to have evolved in billions of years of life on Earth to such malarkey. Furthermore, there is of course the small matter expounded by that great religious thinker, Homer J. Simpson, in the well-known Simpson Rebuttal.
Pascal's Wager is a fallacious wager.
Pascal's Wager by Fearman February 23, 2008
another word to describe how good you look. by famous rapper max b
son, im looking real watery today.
watery by wavy rocc December 22, 2008