After a long days travel, this can be attained by a
male/
female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly,
wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.
Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "
don't worry mate, i've got a
bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"