Theoretical Testicles 

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

Theoretical Testicles by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011

theeroticbarber 

A barber who has sex while cutting hair. He is know for his goofy ahh name "Brandon Curington"

Bro #1: Yo have you seen theeroticbarbers new instagram post?

Bro #2: yea, bro had his meat all out

theeroticbarber by Tanaki April 29, 2022

Theoretically 

It means that something could possibly happen. It is highly unlikely it will ever happen, but there is a chance it could happen.

1. Obama can theoretically never be a good president.

2. Theoretically the Illuminati are real.

3. Theoretically it could happen.

Theoretically by The Inprectichous Man January 30, 2015

Theoretical Physicist 

Contrary to the other definition, a theoretical physicist is actually a masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.

Student 1: duude. relativity n shit is weird as fuck. i dont know who made it, porbably some theoretical physicist
Student 2: I think it was Newton

Theoretical Physicist by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA January 6, 2021

Pre Theological 

Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

The stage before post theological.

Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.

Pre Theological by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009

theologicalexistentialatheist 

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

theologicalexistentialatheist by circushead March 4, 2008

Theoretical Penis 

Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.

This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis

Theoretical Penis by frozennuts2142 November 8, 2010