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A funny, sweet, sometimes (always) clumsy, yet spicy Latina who lives in the moment. She’s always cracking dad jokes even if no one laughs and simple things make her smile. She’s obsessed with cute baby animals and dreams of owning acres of land to be able to own 34 dogs and farm animals. She’s musically and artistically talented and also loves all things beauty, however she is a total old movie nerd and loves learning about viruses and diseases. She has a huge heart and sees greatness even in people that seem hopeless. She’s easy to get in her head but she’ll always be there to help get you out of yours because she loves helping people. She listens to Marc Anthony on good and bad days to add to her spicy Latina- ness because she needs to make up for her not so good dance moves.
“Have you met Sarita?” “She’s got a cute farm in her backyard.”
Sarita by Grootismyson June 1, 2019
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sparitan 

what you call a beautiful person. who's absolutely stunning.
omg, that girls defiantly a sparitan!!
sparitan by faggeena dorge August 22, 2011
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Strive to be a Proverbs 31 Woman. You have a youthful vigor by working out and eating right. Ethical financial planner. Racy when it comes to helping others improve their lives. Immaculate homemaker and good cook. Truthful and honest about how you feel toward individuals and life. Adversity don’t stop you from reaching your goals.
Syerita by Game On Dr October 31, 2018

Dirty Sarita 

A Dirty Sarita is performed by a girl who is about to... you know... but then she lets out a very loud, almost ear piercing, squeak (a mouse squeak) and then goes on all fours and begins to run around the room while screaming in a manly deep voice, WHERES THE CHEESE, BITCH! This is very rare but once it happens it is something magical.
Dude, last night... I think... I think Marissa did a dirty Sarita...” “that’s hot
Dirty Sarita by An odd blonde April 17, 2020
The cheapest person ever. Often thinks extremely discounted sales items are overpriced. Used as an adjective to describe obscenely difficult actions to save small sums of money.
Today I pulled a Sarita and 20 miles because the gas is 1 cent cheaper there.
sarita by Da Big Roberta May 2, 2007

Syarizan 

An energetic person who tends to irratate people, he is usually associated with a horse
Horse: Ngeih...
Rauol: Dont be such a Syarizan
Syarizan by Chuck'Bob'Norris November 24, 2014