Sussex handshake 

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

Sussex handshake by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

Sussex County Traffic Jam 

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

Sussex County Traffic Jam by DP-BA March 10, 2013

Duke of Sussex 

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

Duke of Sussex by Gordo January 16, 2023

succexual 

A sexual orientation where one is drawn to people of power and success.

A succexual person might be found to say: I don't care what gender they are, as long as they are CEO, they can get it.

succexual by unbeitable May 5, 2013

Sussex 

Minty county in southern England home to rockin towns like Brighton... and Bexhill and Hastings, woohaa!

Also, Sussex girl / Sussex boy = hot, likes to think they're left wing and are probably a bit posh. Well spoken, nice hair, reads Kerouac or Kafka.

Londoner: Yes when we're done with our careers we're going to buy a little cottage in Sussex so that the nibblers can run around without getting spiked by the rusty springs of broken mattresses anymore.

Sussex by charva April 10, 2005

Sussex 

The type of sex that makes you very suspicious and nervous. Suss sex

He ran his hands down my body and I panicked because I was about to get Sussex. I hate suss sex

Sussex by Duchess of Dumb Barton January 13, 2020

sussexual 

The sexual and romantic attraction to among us characters.

Did you hear about Zach? He just came out as sussexual..

sussexual by among us haters April 26, 2021