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SWATFuckery 

SWATfuckery

:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.

:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).

:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons

:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.

:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.

4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
SWATFuckery by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023

Starfucker 

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
Starfucker by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

starfucker 

Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.
starfucker by olookatu August 7, 2008

starfucker 

A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.
Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.
starfucker by Seth February 25, 2005

starsucker 

Censored version of starfucker. Mostly used when MTV wants to play that Nine Inch Nails videoclip of the same name.
Only pussies say starsucker
starsucker by pinky_pseudonym September 14, 2004

Shamfuckery

A term used to describe something that is unbelievable and improbable but still occurs and usually has a negative meaning behind it; absolute bullshit
Did you see Graham steal those handles from the party? That was absolute shamfuckery

Some shamfuckery happened after the cops thew us out of the concert.
Shamfuckery by everest76 January 17, 2014