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Scorched Earth 

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.
Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.
Scorched Earth by inunotaisho April 5, 2020
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What kind of sorcery is this? 

Used when you don't have a clue what you've just witnessed and when you appeal to a supernatural explanation, because you are too ignorant to be aware of the scientific explanation.

An example can be seen in the Sacha Baron Cohen's movie "The Dictator (2012)".
*after having a wank*
— What kind of sorcery is this?!
The most amazing/Hot/funny/clever girl there is to know
Describing her with words is even an insult, she is too amazing for any description.
She is the type of girl that attracts all guys, girls and is every ones friend. If you do not like Sorcha you have no soul.
Everybody loves her, however no one is good enough for her.
" That person has so many friends she is such a Sorcha."
Sorcha by sorchathegreat September 29, 2017
when a person manages to get a better grade then you even though you studied for hours; if you lose a baseball game by 30 runs
What kind of sorcery? I swear that you were playing football not baseball if you lost by 30 points!
Sorcery by 2BallDUckling June 13, 2016

Sorthener 

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.
Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!
Sorthener by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

Scorched Earth Villain Era 

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.
Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!

Blade and Sorcery 

The reason the FBI thinks I'm a violent person.
Guy 1: hey bro how many VR games you got?
Guy 2: yea bro I got blade and sorcery the other day
Guy 1 frantically runs away