Sloppopotomus 

A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.

Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.

Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!

Sloppopotomus by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011

sloppopotamus 

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

sloppopotamus by kurbyy October 31, 2011

Slopopotamus 

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

Slopopotamus by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017

Slopopotamus 

(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.

Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.

Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.

Slopopotamus by Dorismorris March 4, 2011

slopopotamus 

a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy ass drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.

your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.

slopopotamus by ass assasin March 8, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

Nick Lesson

Look at Nick Lesson and his soggy short stack. He's such a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011

sophapotamus 

An amazing girl who is also a hippo. She loves llamas, mustaches, and potatoes.

sophapotamusllamas

sophapotamus by Llamagirl1522 January 16, 2014