Dippopotamus 

One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

Dippopotamus by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

sloppopotamus 

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

sloppopotamus by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

Sloppopotamus by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

nippopotamus 

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.

"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."

nippopotamus by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007

Hippopotamus Cooch 

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

Hippopotamus Cooch by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

Snippopotamus

Snippy person who sarcastic and pissy.

She was a Snippopotamus when she responded to the person with snippy, sarcasm.

Snippopotamus by Digitaldiva December 1, 2014

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

Twat Hippopotamus by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011