"Shade" (plural "shades") - a term used to describe a man working for a government agency, be that the CIA, the FBI, Secret Service...whatever. Derived from their distinctive black sunglasses.
"Almost makes you wonder what exactly what would happen if you went up and ejaculated on the shades."
Shade is a mystical being that dwells on the inner side of the cosmic void. With a power that has no equal, he will eviscerate anyone that stands in his way. It is unwise to defy him. He will take everyone and everything you love and tear it apart in front of your eyes.
To be a person who has sold out their friends trust and respect for something they desire.
"Kharchi and Skipworth are a right bunch of shades!"
"Them to shadey characters better give us our bud back!"
"I swear down wheres that 8th and 10 gone"