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One of the coolest people you could meet. Sertacs can have a fiery temper, but deep down have a heart of gold. Always very handsome, but can be extremely shy. Even though they seem confusing and moody at first, once you have a Sertac for a friend your life will feel complete. They'll defend you in any fight and will always want the best for you. If a Sertac is sweet on you, consider yourself very lucky.
That Sertac is one sexy beast!
Sertac by VanPep December 31, 2013
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US Secretary of Defense Parnas 

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.
The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.
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Sham WH Press Secretary 

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.

cowboy's secretary 

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.
last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
Serenay is a Turkish name and it means; "The moon at her prettiest."

Girls with the name Serenay has mostly brownish hair. They're caring people that puts other people above them. You can always count on a Serenay!

Not only are Serenay's very nice, but they are cute too. They have big butts and thick tighs. Their booty is so perfect soft and perfect, you just want to smash the fuck out of it! 😏

Boys don't ever let a Serenay go, she is the one!
Boy: "Dude I met this girl and she is sho pretty, like an angel!"

Friend of the boy: "Bro, that's a Serenay, she's a keeper."
Serenay by demnips February 24, 2017
A beautiful word used by gods children and the almighty god Esmeralda
i just won the game skreta
skreta by esmeralda_god November 14, 2019