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porn stash 

Also known as the porn that one has stashed to keep ones wife from finding it, suck as burned on dvd or in hidden files on ones computer. Not me but some guy i know.......
self explanitory see definition
porn stash by thep1mp April 22, 2005

Porn Star Shower 

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective
Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

Porn Stick 

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).
Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.
Porn Stick by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010

Porn Sickness 

A distorted view of the world due to an obsessive interest in pornography. A subset of internet addiction.

Coined by the r/pornfree community on reddit, porn sickness results from a hyper-imbalanced relationship with pornography. Bored by the lack of novelty in vanilla content, porn sick users seek out and become familiar with increasingly perverted porn fetishes online. Often they feel as if that there's little that can surprise them anymore.

This oversaturation leads to gradual detaching from society. What is considered normal, even in non-sexual social interactions, tends to fade from memory as the user spirals around his obsessive interest. These affected users tend to find themselves in a "porn focused state of mind" 24/7, left wondering what happened to the original sexual tastes that set them on their dark journey so long ago.

Porn Sickness usually has 3 main tells:
-Decreased enjoyment of pornography
-Increased escalation of said pornography
-A confusing separation from otherwise healthy relationships
Internet addiction is quickly becoming a talking point in today's society....but people are still discovering the symptoms of porn sickness.

Using online activity as a way to detach from real emotions is common in those with internet addiction, but the symptoms of using porn are especially detrimental and lead to porn sickness.

porn starfish 

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.
To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.
porn starfish by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

porn stache 

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.
Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.
porn stache by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003