Pay my morning bill

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.

I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.

by Meremy Jerchelle September 29, 2008

pay ma light bill

Black slang for "have sex with me".

"Ay gur, you wan pay ma light bill?"

by Ever-D September 22, 2013

Doesn't pay bills

Not belivable verbal statement

Your excuse about why you didn't do what you promised doesn't pay bills anymore.

by The Old Car Dog November 5, 2025

Pay the brown bill

To take a poop or having the urge to poop

Be back in a few i have to pay the brown bill or shit will get shitty

by Luckyshallower8989 May 14, 2025

pay the gas bill

To take a dump.

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012

pay the gas bill

To take

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025