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paquette 

wil pah-ket.
1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you.

2. noun. an annoying, balding douche.

3. noun. destroyer of jokes.
"That kid is such a paquette. He's always ruining my jokes and clogging my shower drain with his stringy greasy hair. I wanna put it in his girlfriend." sic
paquette by Some douches October 19, 2006
Related Words
group or gang; defines a group of individuals.
Este es un piquete desente
piquete by Richard Fleites April 3, 2008

paqùedés 

"Man i just totally paqùedés that gurl!"
"Paqùedés-ing hell, i done screw up dude"
paqùedés by 3chevs May 17, 2014

Paqueting out 

the act of leaving your squad in a game of fortnite to attempt to 1v4 or searching for loot in a completely different area because you think you're Tfue, only to die resulting in a loss for your squad because of your -1 squad member disadvantage that could've been avoiding if said player would stick with the team
Bro where are you going, you're paqueting out.

Just ignore what he's doing he's paqueting out
Paqueting out by Bdude471 November 25, 2018
The most wonderful and amazing girl anyone could ever ask for.

Is infamously known for her Wii Tennis skills, along with Mario Kart.
That girl Paquee is crazy!!
Come here Paquee!!
Love you Paquee bebs!
Love you forever and always Paquee - e
Paquee by EthanTap May 6, 2019
The name of the most amazing girl in the world and is really good at Wii Tennis. The best in the west they say, all time amazing girl, legend has it the first Paquee was a cutie named Presley.
Hi Paquee!
Your a god at Wii Tennis Paquee!!!
I love you Paquee forever and always.
Paquee by EthanTap May 6, 2019