mona lisa 

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

mona lisa by mark101 June 12, 2008

Painting Mona Lisa 

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.

You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.

Painting Mona Lisa by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

mona lisa 

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

mona lisa by Bladebond March 5, 2007

Mona Lisa's remorse 

The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.

How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.

Mona Lisa's remorse by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015

Mona Lisa 

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.

"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"

Mona Lisa by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021

Mona lisa 

- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con

- Honey pot set up

I had one of my Mona Lisa’s look into that big shot

Trickin’ Ass buster gonna get a Mona Lisa

Mona lisa by Mamo January 29, 2019

mona lisa 

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.

This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.

mona lisa by anon November 19, 2004