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Blender Magazine 

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)
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DOOM! Magazine 

Magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they'll survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
DOOM! Magazine: "How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"

magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized
OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.
magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019

Magalleon 

Extremely obese female that seems to attract a select set of males
Look at all those magalleons, they are working it tonight.
Magalleon by Weekend Friend December 9, 2010
a love language in which one usually gives in mean ways such as bullying(playfully) , teasing and joking. this love language comes from Tagalog where the direct translation is to get angry
My girlfriend's love language is magalit so I sometimes mess up her hair playfully to express my love.

magazine clip 

The most advanced and powerful way yet to store ammunition in a firearm. The only system currently using it is the state of the art Ghost Gun(c) (exclusively found in California) wich is invisible to metal detectors and has ability to disperse with the 30 cal magazine clip in half a second. This gives it an effective fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute, only surpassed by the Gatling-family of machine-guns.
"This is a Ghost Gun(c). It has ability with a 30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.” - California State Senator Kevin de Leon.
magazine clip by Dakka-Mek February 20, 2014