All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ 

A quote from a hard mission in GTA: San Andreas

*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
"Lol"

All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ by Thedank0r October 13, 2016

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.

After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! by Charles W. August 21, 2006

You had to be there 

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.

Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."

You had to be there by Yer MOM10000 August 9, 2009

had to do it to em' 

Used when a person does something so fly or unexpected, they need to reassure bystanders that said action didn't occur simply by chance, but out of habit. See don't hurt em.

John: "Damn hami, did you just have sex with all three of those triplets?"
Hamilton: "Actually only two, the third was taking care of my laundry, had to do it to em'."

Drake: "It's the first time I've smoked in like three months, sorry mom, had to do it to em'"

had to do it to em' by BA612 January 7, 2010

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" 

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" by Charles W. September 13, 2008

you had me at hello 

A phrase that expresses affection, popularized by the movie Jerry Maguire. At the end of the movie, when Jerry expresses his love in a long-winded speech to Dorothy, Dorothy's reply was the simple phrase: "You had me at hello."

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... complete me.
Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."

you had me at hello by Lei G. January 28, 2004