fucked up 

1. when you've made something so bad and broken it cannot be fixed. 2. when you/someone knew it was getting worse but did nothing about it andnow its too far gone to be fixed. 3. when something is so completly awfull/disgusting, that it makes you sick to think about how you let it get so bad, or let it happen at all.

"my life is so fucked up."

usually accompanied by "shit" or "im sorry"

fucked up by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009

you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

you got me fucked up by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

funny fucked up 

A description of a person who has a wildly hilarious and twisted sense of humor and suggesting at least some degree of mental derangement, to differentiate them from the person who may just be seriously fucked up.

With all of her perfectly well-timed and lightheartedly sadistic workplace pranks relentlessly played on unsuspecting bosses and supervisors, and of course all of the jobs she sacrificed in the process of doing so, she was the poster person for being funny fucked up.

funny fucked up by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021

getting fucked up 

To get twisted, puzzled, blazed. To drink, to smoke, to pop pills and just get shit goin.

Tonight, we're getting fucked up.

getting fucked up by Martdogg February 10, 2008

fucked up family

A family full of fucked up people, with messed up roles, genders and minds

A fucked up family is for example The kardashians

fucked up family by Kungfu5 April 8, 2016

Pickle Rick fucked up 

A level of intoxication where burping occurs anywhere between 2 to 5 times in a sentence.

Bro *belch* I gonna pound this beer *blech* and go get a private dance and fuck *belch* that stripper, I'm getting pickle rick fucked up *belch*

Pickle Rick fucked up by tsalt01 November 12, 2018

Fucked up big time 

Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.

'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'

Fucked up big time by dphn00 January 2, 2012