An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship
Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!
An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship
Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.