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An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship
Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!
cumquat by S. Butterball September 16, 2008
That bitch has no mom,what a Cumquat.
Cumquat by Maryknowss March 24, 2016
A couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship
Steph and Chris are getting married, they are cumquats.
cumquat by Butterball Moley September 16, 2008
An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!
cumquat by B. Moley September 18, 2008

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.
I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.
Cumquat by Vagalot May 14, 2013