Dillwacking Cumguzzler 

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay

"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."

Dillwacking Cumguzzler by freezefire December 21, 2007

fartshitting cumguzzler 

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

fartshitting cumguzzler by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

Cumguzzle my twat 

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

Cumguzzle my twat by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

cumgurgler 

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

cumgurgler by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

Cumguzzler

A person who indulges in and craves copious amounts of semen from any man.

"Mark zeller couldn't get enough cock lastnite at the bukkake party,he's such a cumguzzler"

Cumguzzler by Max hardcore March 27, 2016

CumGuzzler

Someone or something that swallows cum or is named eli

Eli was just eating someone's cum he's being such a CumGuzzler

CumGuzzler by GodOfWeed420 April 18, 2018

Cumguzzler

One who swallows lots of cum

Wyatt is a huge cumguzzler

Cumguzzler by sofia63847483 August 30, 2020