Crush The Mother Box 

The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.

Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.

Crush The Mother Box by _Gooser_ November 24, 2022

crush time 

a time of the day to have a camel crush cigarette or any other cigarette break. this time can come by as little as once a day to as-high-as-you-can-count a day.

example:

person 1: "Hey man, what time is it?"

person 2: (looks at watch) "Crush time!"

crush time by S1N fam April 29, 2010

Crush Trim 

The act of extreme vaginal intercourse where the perfect vagina becomes soar, inflamed and loose. See Loose Meat Sandwhich.

I love to crush trim until it feels like a trash bag full of crisco.

Crush Trim by Tyler Nowicki January 19, 2009

titty crush tuesday 

talking about a favorite pair of tits & generally used on twitter or instagram. crushing on someone who has great tits

Titty crush tuesday is a day, where you can tweet or instagram one's favorite pair of tits.

titty crush tuesday by turndownforwhattt July 12, 2014

crush thuggin 

A guy that claims to be "street" or "hood" and spends alot of time playing candy crush on his phone.

Marcus say he be out there in the streets when he really be at home crush thuggin

crush thuggin by Jimsomnia February 10, 2014

crush the cake 

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

crush the cake by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

crusin the dusties

When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.

Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.

crusin the dusties by DirtySL October 16, 2017