warholstering cockmongerer 

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

warholstering cockmongerer by top hat September 7, 2008

cockdodger 

A lesbian, one who dodges cock, stears clear of men

Did you see her? What a cockdodger!

cockdodger by Robynn January 30, 2007

SockBoogers 

A small collection of tiny threads and cotton pieces from socks in the form of a black, grey or even white boogers,mostly found between toes.

Josh had a dozen new SockBoogers between his toes last night.

SockBoogers by MmMmsockboogers November 25, 2005

cockmonger 

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

cockmonger by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cocklogger 

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.

Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!

cocklogger by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007

cockbobber 

Someone who loves to gives loads of blowjobs !

She's my cockbobber !

cockbobber by flammablepiss October 11, 2007

cockmonger 

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

cockmonger by The Babysat July 18, 2004