Cockadoodle Deuce 

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

Cockadoodle Deuce by early riser July 13, 2009

cockanova 

1. The female version of a Casanova

2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.

3. A woman with the morals of a man

4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.

5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.

Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.

Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.

cockanova by zingeraddict September 27, 2011

cockadoodledouchebag 

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

cockadoodledouchebag by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockarona 

The dance a man does when hes scratching his balls

I was doing the cockarona in the kitchen and my mom got really pissed at me.

cockarona by Big booty pianos April 15, 2020

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm 

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

cockadoodledoo 

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

cockadoodledoo by Rachel Fuhrman June 11, 2006

Cockamamie

Absurd, outlandish.

Person 1: That is so cockamamie!
Person 2: Yeah... I know... They have no taste in FOOD!

Cockamamie by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016