jedi chopstick master 

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

jedi chopstick master by darejar March 9, 2008

Chopstick Abortion 

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

Chopstick Abortion by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019

Chopstick 

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

Chopstick by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

chopstick dick by poorly May 20, 2016

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

Portugese Chopsticks by Dzzz July 30, 2011

chopsticks 

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

chopsticks by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Chopsticks 

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

Chopsticks by PonchoFox January 4, 2015