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Societal Castration 

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....
Societal Castration by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019
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spiritual castration 

permanently cleansing your inner hoe
Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."
spiritual castration by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016

Castration 

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.
"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"
Castration by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012

castration 

the end result to most hindu mythology
"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."
castration by lucy May 8, 2005

self castration 

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.
self castration by Darnie June 25, 2004

castration 

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.
The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.
castration by analfucker July 3, 2006

castration 

the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.
Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*