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COD Blocking 

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.
Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.
COD Blocking by Ron27 September 4, 2010

snot blocking 

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.
The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.
snot blocking by Declan8 May 20, 2016

optic nerve blocking 

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.
John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

Ice Blocking 

Sledding for people who live where it doesn't snow. Most popular in California. Riding down a grassy hill, on a giant block of ice. Make sure there is a towel in between the ice the pants. Beware of "it looks like you just peed your pants" water marks. Comments may follow.

Ice Blocking is best to do at night because the level of bamfness increases.
I'm gonna take jordan ice blocking tonight on the golf course hills, it should be hella sweet.
Ice Blocking by Jordynn March 1, 2008

Sandra Bullock Get Low 

Sandra Bullock in The Proposal dancing to a parody of Get Low by Lil' Jon. Alicia and Lexi LOVE IT! Betty White chants while Sandra Bullock takes over the chant in this amazing scene.
Alicia: Did you see that Sandra Bullock Get Low video?
Lexi: No... *clicks link*

Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."
Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."

blocking of speech

Anytime words, speech or information is banned or blocked from the general public. Blocked because they do not agree with your information. This is the complete opposite of freedom of speech. This does not include racist or slanderous remarks but patently legitamate and common knowledge that they are trying to debunk or discredit.
I wrote a great definition for patently, but since wikipedia, urbandictionary, and craigslist are patently run by disinformation fenatic's they dis-agreed with my definition and hence created a blocking of speech scenario.
blocking of speech by BobBreton March 20, 2006