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opportunist 

Someone who takes advantage of situations and people to get what they want. They put material and superficial things above people, and their wants over the needs of others. In a way, many politicians are also opportunists because they take advantage of the socially downtrodden to shove socialism and more government down our throats.
An opportunist is a dngerous person and should never be trusted.
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opportunist 

A seeker of opportunity. A person who maximizes his/her benefit in every action he/she takes.
I played that bitch for her pussy and her money...motherfuckin' right yo...I'm an opportunist!
opportunist by Opportunistic One January 1, 2008

boppertunity

When your chances of getting bopped up are exponentially increased
"I'd hate myself too if I missed a boppertunity like that!"
boppertunity by TheBoppertunist January 2, 2012

Polygamist Opportunist 

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.
By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
Polygamist Opportunist by Fasters August 18, 2023

opportunistic 

One who takes advantages of whatever opportunites confront them.
My brother is really opportunistic. He's only 25 and already the CEO of an international company.
opportunistic by sublimal June 4, 2004

Opportunistic vegetarian

A vegetarian that will occasionally eat meat if they are put in a certain situation and wish to do so
Mike: Hey Annabella that's meat you are eating I thought you were a vegetarian?
Annabella: I'm an opportunistic vegetarian and there is not much else to eat while we are camping!

Opportunistic People

People who can only get ahead in life at the expense of others.
"Daniel's sisters talk smack about him to his girlfriends because they don't want to see him with other women. They want him to only be theirs so they can feel fulfilled emotionally, mentally and physically while getting ahead in life at his expense. Daniel's sisters are opportunistic people."