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Zoophilia 

sexual intercourse beteen a human and an animal.
person 1 " whats it call when a human has sex with an animal?"

person 2 " its called Zoophilia"

person 1 "oh"
Zoophilia by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007

Zoophilia 

The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).
*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...
Zoophilia by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 31, 2011

Zoophiliac 

A person who interacts with animals sexually for sexual pleasure!
Hey flash im a Zoophiliac, I love haven sex with those Meerkats!
( Fingering them to! )
Zoophiliac by Petrie April 10, 2003

zoophilia 

I saw two piggies yesterday performing zoophilia.
zoophilia by LöC December 29, 2008

Anthro-Zoophilia 

Sexual attraction towards anthropomorphic animals, specifically that which leads one to join The Furry Community.
Not to be confused with Zoophilia.
Greg: “Did you hear about Mike? He fell for the furries.”
Josh: “Damn you Anthro-Zoophilia!”

zoophiliatic xenophilia

One who likes to assault strangers in a sexual manner, specifically animals.
Johnny has zoophiliatic xenophilia and was banned from the zoo as a result of too many encounters with alligators.