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vagilent 

Quietly and steadily persevering especially in detail or exactness in a desperate and pathetic attempt to get laid.
Anthony was so vagilent that he spent ten years in the role of the "platonic friend" to Jeff's ex-girlfriend in hopes that someday she would realize she loved him.
vagilent by Jackie Swanson June 9, 2005

Vagilate 

While occupying the passenger seat of a vehicle; the act of placing ones foot, usually the right, on the dashboard of the vehicle for no apparent reason. It is most commonly practiced by the female; but on rare occasions, some males indulge in the practice. One must imagine it is a sympathetic or learned response in those rare cases
I took my girlfriend out in my new ride but as soon as she sat in her seat, she started to vagilate, even though my bros were staring at her from the back seat!
Vagilate by etherialord June 15, 2011

vagilante 

Noun: A woman who takes pleasure into her own hands. A woman who knows what she wants and how to get it.
Just as I was about to put my best move on her, she turns into a vagilante.
vagilante by Poudredesign December 27, 2010

Vogelette 

A Vogelette is someone who craps his pants constantly without having any control about it.
"Damn look at him, he craps his pants so often, he got to be a vogelette!"
Vogelette by zwergenkind June 12, 2008

Vagilent 

Being particularily acute in observing women passing in the street.
Ol missed those boobs because he wasnt being Vagilent
Vagilent by Davros104 February 20, 2009

Vaginesteine 

Wow! I was playing scrabble with the neighbor lady today, and it turns out she's a real Vaginesteine when it comes to the dictionary
Vaginesteine by Old Grey Beard September 4, 2010