Vajongo
Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???
Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich
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vasocongestion
The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.
The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.
The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.
When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.
vasocongestion by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005
The Vasanthan
the Vasanthan is when a guy during sex will wear his full cricket gear (excluding the box) pours burning hot curry on his penis then proceeds to play cricket with his penis (the other guy's testicle being the ball)
Guy 1: That was so much fun
Guy 2: Yeah but The Vasanthan is really hard and painful. I kept missing!
Guy 2: Yeah but The Vasanthan is really hard and painful. I kept missing!
The Vasanthan by Piraven's mum yarlini April 22, 2021
Vanson
Vanson is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is very very genuine. He always has a smile on his face. He cares beyond what you think. If you date a Vanson, never ever let him go. He is the most amazing thing you will ever have. He will love you more than anything else in the world. He is hilarious and always brightens a room when he walks in. He is overall, the greatest guy you could ever have in your life. He is not only a great boyfriend, but also the most amazing best friend anybody could ever have. He will do what ever it takes to be with you 26/9. He will always speak his mind no matter what. Vanson is the most amazing person on planet Earth.
Vanson by whipnaenae550 February 23, 2020
reply-vasocongestion
Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.
Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.
reply-vasocongestion by Seb-X April 4, 2008
Vashon
An island... where hippie day is every day.
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
1)"dude, I was on Vashon last weekend. HELLA GOOEY NECTAR!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
Vashon by BUBBASPARKZZZ November 7, 2007