twood 

A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence

Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.

twood by atrocexhib November 4, 2008

twoods 

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

twoods by anontwoods January 6, 2012

Twooly 

A Mexican-style stuffed animal made from wool with blanket-stitched seams on the outside and with contrasting thread and fabrics.

I bought a twooly for my bookshelf. She's so cute.

Twooly by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Twood 

Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.

Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!

Twood by Brucifer December 30, 2019

Troody 

is a dumb bitch . Always crying. Always sad. Troodys are bunch of idiots.

-TNA

Troody is always crying, what a dumb cry baby

Troody by eisaku September 25, 2020

Twooby 

A two-by-two matrix.

Typically the twooby is presented given two axes that are labelled with some quantity that can't be measured and the quadrants are given catchy names. These matrices are then used for important decisions.

To everyone's surprise the consultant revealed another twooby offering a convenient simplification of our issues

Twooby by __mahju May 4, 2022

Toody Woody 

To have have a raging erect penis,

To have a crazy boner

Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.

Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.

Toody Woody by Bozos&Gizmo November 28, 2024