Thor’s Hammer 

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

Thor’s Hammer by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Thor's Hammer 

Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.

"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shit…it was awesome!"

"Thor's Hammer is awesome."

Thor's Hammer by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 10, 2011

Thor's Hammer 

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.

Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?

Thor's Hammer by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015

Thor's Hammer 

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

Thor's Hammer by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009

Thor's Hammer 

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

Thor's Hammer by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Thor's Hammer 

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.

Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.

Thor's Hammer by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005

thor's hammer 

The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.

I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.

thor's hammer by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008