The John Wilkes Booth 

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.

Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!

The John Wilkes Booth by joesimmons March 17, 2011

the hobo walks at midnight 

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

the hobo walks at midnight by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

as the jay walks 

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

as the jay walks by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge 

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.

Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge by SirSource August 5, 2020

The John Wilkes Booth 

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”

Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.

The John Wilkes Booth by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022

He who walks behind the rows 

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

He who walks behind the rows by Nicole February 18, 2004

walks into the blobby 

Used when someone walks in to the blobby

*walks into the blobby*

walks into the blobby by Stoopidassname June 8, 2021