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when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...
sparkly by jeanie, me September 24, 2006
When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.
Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!
sparkly by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 14, 2012

Sparkly Vampire 

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
Sparkly Vampire by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants 

When one is very pissed off
Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

sparkles the magic bum 

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids
dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
sparkles the magic bum by cocklock January 20, 2009
The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.
She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.
sparkly by Sammmmmmmmeh January 5, 2009